A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies!

I thought everyone had left Qtoid.

I finally beat Tears of the Kingdom. Current status:

Looks like Ixion will be my newest colony sim addiction.

So wait a minute, a new Street Fighter and a new Mortal Kombat are coming out within less than a year of each other and are going to head to head?

Maybe I can get into Tyranny if I play it as a cackling moustache-twirling supervillain, if I can play it like that.

I spent most of this three-day weekend playing Tears of the Kingdom and I'm starting to think that was a mistake. I'm at the point in the game where all the major quests are done and I'm just collecting stuff.

I need to figure out how to get back into that FFXIV obession mindset I was in at the beginning of the year.

So, we're all in agreement?

Come on Microsoft, be cool for once in your life and release a new Xbox called the Xbox One Extreme.

I got all my chores done! Now nothing is standing in the way of me playing video games!

Pat Robertson is fucking dead.

I miss Amphibia and Owl House.

Why do I keep trying to beat Hitman III's Freelancer mode? It's like deciding every weekend to bash my head against the wall.

The fact that the ending to Tears of the Kingdom even warrants an article makes me nervous.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is over and I'm worried there will never be a comedy as detailed and clever and period piece fun and densely packed with dialogue as it was ever again.

I am not leaving this three-day weekend until I have completed one campaign in Hitman III Freelancer Mode.

I just want one Hylian to acknowledge this isn't the first time Hyrule Castle has turned into an ominous death zone spewing toxic goop everywhere. That's not too much to ask.

What internet browsers do y'all use? I use Chrome but I've been wondering if I should switch to a different one.

I have complete "The Case of the Golden Idol" and the DLC without hints. I am the greatest detective ever.

I guess I should get ready for Tears of the Kingdom, but I'm kinda in the zone of Hitman III's freelancer mode, so I'm stuck.

Lousy company wifi blocking me from talking to all my friends and lovers on Destructoid while at work.

It seems I'm sliding back into Minecraft. Maybe I'll finally finish that castle I started, assuming I can level these hills before I get bored.

Rejoice, for a new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is coming.

Lousy movie theaters keeping me from streaming new movies at home.