Dear morons in charge of ads. The front page is beyond ridiculous now. The only reason left people come here anymore, can't be achieved without a bit of effort to close tons of windows. How long do you think the few readers left, will tolerate that shit?
Funny how priorities change over the years. First I chased comfort and money, then it was anything with a hole and a smile, then love and family, and now...
Everyone here: I love and thank you. For so much, don't have the word count. Hope to see yall in text/discord/cohost. This has been an amazing run. Since 09/10? Too lazy to look, but damn. Been an honor to serve many roles here. Bigger honor to know yall.
Even if qtoid goes down, or yall leave, just know: For years I photoshopped my dick into all my headers. It may be faint, it may be tiny, it may be the back drop, or it may be on Andy's face, but it's there. Lurking forever. Just like me.
Here's a link to communicord in the comments, which isn't affiliated with Destructoid proper. Not a ton of us there, but it's a place to meet and get some info at least. In case qtoid gets the axe, which I'm kinda surprised it hasn't yet.
Omfg it was real. I need a new switch I guess. Still gonna wait till Feb tho, just in case they announce a bc Switch 2. And a new DQM!!! Fuck, what a beautiful day.
About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009
Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.